From the “Do you understand why people hate you, Microsoft?” department:
D:\>net stop xyz
The service name is invalid.More help is available by typing NET HELPMSG 2185.
D:\>net helpmsg 2185
The service name is invalid.
D:\>
Yes. Very bloody helpful.
I don’t expect miracles in the command line, but I do expect that if I’m told more help is available, that more help is actually available.
An old, old story c. 1996
I was using Microsoft Word (approx 6.0, pre-Win95) when I wanted to make a pie-chart. So I click the chart button on the toolbar. It thrashed for a good 2 minutes, then came with an error. So I pressed it again, and got this clanger:
Sometimes Oracle’s
oerr
isn’t much better.